IT’S MUFFIN TIME

IT’S MUFFIN TIME


Hey! What time is it?!
It’s MUFFIN TIME! Hahaha- Time of death: Muffin Time.
[heart rate monitor flatlines] Wait what? [funky theme music] Narrator: Muffin Time is a card game. It’s kind of like a sexy horse…
Except it’s a bit shorter; it’s perfectly square; and it’s a card game.
[crowd “ooooh!”s] Narrator: You win the game if you have exactly
10 cards in your hand at the start of your turn. Simple, right? Yeah!
Narrator: Wrong! Aw, man. I never get anything right… I wanted a giraffe! Narrator: Each player starts the game with
3 randomly drawn cards. On your turn, you can draw a new card or… Narrator: Some will get you more cards. Go, Snake Arms!
[snake hisses] Oh…
Narrator: Some will make your rivals lose cards. Hello, Mine Turtle! Hello!
Crowd: Nooo! Narrator: And some action cards are just plain
freaky… Both: Rock, paper, scissors!
AAAAAAAA- Narrator: Each turn you can also… Narrator: Trap cards are kept secret and activate when another player does something specific. Ooh, what’s this?
[bang!] Hey, what’s the time?
[bang (again!)] Here, catch! [bang (what a twist!)]
Narrator: But don’t forget about… Narrator: You can play counter cards whenever.
Some counter action cards. Go, Magical Pony!
[music “he’s a magical pony flying through the sky!”]
Nope. Narrator: Some reverse effects.
Gimmie your hand! No, gimmie YOUR hand!
[gasp] In marriage!
Wha- [wedding music]
Narrator: And some counter other counters! Hehe, you fool! Nothing can get past me.
Nothing except a dog with a knife. Hello, I’m a dog with a knife.
AAAAAAAA- Narrator: Once you have 10 cards in your hands, say: “It’s Muffin Time!”
Narrator: And if you still have exactly 10 cards at the start of your next turn:
YOU WIN! Read ’em ‘n’ weep, boys!
[crying] Narrator: You can purchase Muffin Time right
now on Kickstarter! There’s The Original One, The Bigger One, and The Bestest One! And let’s
not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives… They know what they’ve done.
[muffled scream “help me!!!”] Narrator: However, if you’re watching this
in the post apocalyptic near future: try trading valuable resources for a copy. Such as a firstborn
child! It doesn’t even have to be your own. Wah. I’M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER! Hey you! My name is Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell.
I’m Elliot Gough. And I’m Eddie Bowley!
I created asdfmovie 11 years ago- I like the show a-s-d-f movie-
AAAAAAAA- We’ve spent the past year developing this
game. It’s got 200 unique cards, all inspired by the asdfmovie series, and we’re just so
excited to get this game out there and to work with Big Potato to publish it!
We decided to go through Kickstarter because the game is done, we’ve finished it, and we
just wanted to give it to you first. Also there’s a bunch of cool Kickstarter exclusives
that you’d only get if you back it through Kickstarter so uh…
Anybody want a muffin?! Nope! Byeeeeeeee… The game. Buy the game! Buy the game! Buy the game!
Please buy the game. Please. Bye! AAAAAAAA-